I am appalled by how stupid youngsters can be these days... Its almost like they are too stupid to function. Seriously..

I was reading an article bout how earphones affect our life (or something along those lines) and I am positively shocked that these idiots don't give a damn bout their lives..

"oh I don't(bloody) think its dangerous for me to walk ard (like an idiot) with my headphones on and music is blasting into my (bleeding) ears. I think its so cool (i can show off my stupidity) and its the drivers' responsibility to not knock me down."

Kids nowadays... too stupid to function...

*Please mister postman*

Welcome to the wonderful world of "Murphy's Law"!!!

(No, nothing murhy-esque has happened to me this week, but I am just bored)

I learned a lot of laws in school - law of thermodynamics, motion and some other rubbish laws which can't matter to me anymore. However, the operative word in the previous sentence "RUBBISH" proves/shows the obsolete nature of such laws in my life... other than in exams, then you better wish bloody hard that you remember your laws.

The only law that can ever seem to be applied to life is Murphy's Law.

Its like, when you are playing Mahjong, then you already suay until you wanna take the mahjong tile and swallow it and choke yourself to death.. Then Life decides you got that "I need more unlucky stuff happening to me" face, and you end up being the one who throws the winning tiles... 'Nuff said..

Murphy's Laws states that: "If anything can go wrong, it will, at the most inopportune time".

Well, here are some funny, and true, extensions of it.

1) "If anything can go wrong, it will, at the most inopportune time". And it will be your fault, and everyone will know it.

2) If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway

3) Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse

4) If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

- this is getting more and more pessimistic

Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics:

Things get worse under pressure.

The Murphy Philosophy:

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

Murphy's Constant:


Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

Moral of the story: Life's gonna be a bitch... You can't stay optimistic for long... =)

*Don't do things half past six"