Wednesday, November 29, 2006
11:59 PM;
Sometimes I think I am just
NEEDED for
SONGS.
**I hurt myself**Thursday, November 23, 2006
4:24 PM;
After 3 weeks of exams.... and 9 mths of studying.... plus the 2 yrs before this....
MY A'S ARE FINALLY OVER!!!
As always, I am at a loss as to wad to do now... no more Bio guide books to memorise... no more chemical equations to balance, no more having to find the probabilities of this and tat stuf...
NO MORE THING TO DO! THEN WAD TO DO?! I DUNNO!!!!
Then again.. I rather have
NTH TO DO then to memorise bio books, balance chem equations and finding the probs.
AGAIN. =)My my..this playing with font size is uber fun.
Batman and Robin in 1966 were stupid. U have Batman climbing up that swinging ladder from the helicopter, with a
SHARK, biting, or should I say clinging on to his leg. A SHARK. Plus, the shark is fake. So obvious. Plus which shark can live out of water for more then 5 minutes? Plus Robin has to climb down the ladder and hand Batman a ANTI-OCEAN-ANIMAL or wadeva spray. Plus, WHO'S DRIVING THE HELICOPTER IF ROBIN IS DOWN THERE?!So many unanswered questions...
1966...Year of the fake sharks...The year when anti-ocean-animals-or-wadeva spray was invented... The year when helicopters learnt how to auto-pilot when their superhero/underwear-clad-masters were spraying off pesky sharks... Ahh... 1966 =)
Tyra Banks as a host... one word...
GOOD. Her talk show is actually good. And funny. They were squeezing pimples on the show..like big red pimples...like those pus-sy types... and she was like uber hyper. She taught the audience her miraculous before-i-sleep-i-remove-my-makeup-and-wadeva-goop-i-have-on-my-face regime (which was actually quite good since the stuff she used were cheap, like stuff u cld buy in the pharmacy). Only the Shu Uemura Oil thingy was the more ex. one.
The best part was when she gave each of her audience a box, which contained her miraculous eye-and-anthing-including-my-boobs-and-lips cream. I was thinking it wld be like wad Clinque, or SK-II or Biotherm or wadeva other high-end brands u have. (forgive my singlish at this point) NO LOR! Wa lao, when the audience took their box out hor, wa! they went uber-super-hyper hysterical lor. Like they recieved some uber-impossible-to-buy-creame. NO LOR! It was jus.... VASELINE! VASELINE... my god... like...vaseline... guys use this to...erm..nvm.... some pple put on their chapped lips... but in any case, it costs a damn cheap...here u go
"CHEY! SO KIAM lei she... vaseline only sia..."But u noe wads the hype about? THE BLOODY VASELINE BOTTLE IS DIAMOND ENCRUSTED... with Swarovski Crystals nonetheless... and costs like 100 bucks plus? And its shiny! like tinky tinky shiny!
Now u go
"OHHH............WA LAO! I WANT ALSO!"
Oh did I mention she actually massaged her boobs infront of national tv? Thats wad I call quality hosting... No no I aint pervetic.. Really ma! Like that then call intereacting with the audience ma.
One more thing...she actually looks NOT-SO-PRETTY(another word for u _ _ y, fill in the blanks urself) when she has no make-up on. Like really... like aunty really...like really really..like u get the idea righttt..
*whatever whatever whatever whatever whateverrrrrrrrrr *Monday, November 20, 2006
11:14 AM;
I like to stick my head into the freezer and feel the cold cold freezer air against my face. It feels goooood =)
My current favourite finger food is cheese cubes. They taste cube-liously deliciously yummy for my tummy =)
My current favourite drama is Princess House BECAUSE
1) The crown princess is oh-so cute
2) crown princess and crown prince make such an adorable couple
So happy seeing them together....
Call me delusional. =P
I have one more paper for my As, again, before my As finish, again.
Dun make me write this again next yr!!! PLEASE!!!
*Call Me YOUR PRINCE =) *Thursday, November 16, 2006
1:07 AM;
So I was watching the Little mermaid series the other day, and something boutthat episode that got me thinking. In the show, there was this evil stingray(a particular Steve Irwin and his killer stingray came to mind at this instant) was going around sowing discord among all the different fishies. He turned the octopussies agaisnt the swordfishies, the goldfishies against the starfishies cos each fishie thought it was better than the other..U get the idea.. So basically everyone hated each other.. Guess who comes ard to try and make "the world a better place"... Yes yes LO and BEHOLD, its Ariel and flounder. When persuading the fishes that everyone was unique and should try and accept one anothers differences turned futile, she broke into a song. "lalala unique...blah blah blah accept differences..lala unique". And guess wad, by the time she finished the 1st sentence, everyone was frens with one another again, and Mr. EVIL stingray disappeared into oblivion and died a horrible and pathetic death...
So yea, it got me thinking, if only the real world were like that. Problems of war, inequality, racial differences and such, could be resolved by singing songs. If only it were that way eh, pple in Iraq wld just start clapping their hands and sing arabic songs, and the american troops will just "suddenly" become their frens ; Or there was a gang fight, when one member breaks into song, and all of a sudden everyone just drops their weapons and held hands and sang along; So yea.. if only it were that way..
Just food for thought anyways..
I wonder whatever happened to Ursula the sea witch... Then I started thinking...How do mermaids have sex, with their fins and all.... But yea.. wldn't want to get too visual bout it now wld we...
Was reading a book just now, and it was discussing bout the stuff we say sometimes, which sounds good, but in fact are very bad. Found it rather interesting(i mean really)Say,
Interesting(see what i mean) ; when someone says, I read your article, heard u on the radio... and found wad u said...rather interesting. That usually means, "I think u were crap" doesn't it..
Or
Leave it with me; when someone says "leave the stuff with me, I'll settle it for you". It usually means "I shall do nothing about it, now go away and leave me alone"
U get the idea...
*FISHIES OF THE WORLD UNITE!*
Monday, November 13, 2006
11:10 PM;
If there ever was a chance for me to go back into the past and change jus one thing, I would go back to the year my parents decided to buy this house. 1997, the primary 4 boy that I was sldn't have lied down on the bed, slping, while the parents were making the greatest mistake of their lives. I should have jus acted like a freaking idiotic brat and vehemently oppose the buying of the house. WHY on earth did we even decided to buy a house which was jus blocks away from our previous one?? Oh yea.. I remember, my mum liked the semi-circular balcony... Which, ironically, has become a dust-collecting-plant-keeping place... All the money pumped into renovating, doing this and that... Our old house was coming up jus fine, with renovations done up bit by bit, like some puzzle... Then came the stupid decision. Let me reiterate the word STUPID. Its not as if we are having any financial crisis or wad...but its jus so irritating...the parents having to work so hard and all... His royal highness is irritated... I wanna be successful... I don't ever want to have problems like this when I grow up.. seriously His Royal Highness is irritated...Sometimes I think the mother is underappreciated, make that extremely underappreciated, in the house.... I think she hopes she had a daughter, not that I am much of a son as it is, if u know wad I mean...sigh...my poor mum...I so wish we cld shift house right now, to a smaller, more cosier house..Of course not TAT small la...but yea... at least less of this problem...plus I will have the chance to design my room(bwahahahaha). SHIFT SHIFT SHIFT!!! NOW!*Some things are best left untouched*
12:53 AM;
I so can't believe I am listening to an indian song right now... But it sounds so nice! Haha. This is one of the few (rare) times I am actually doing some Indian. GO ME!
So I have like decided to buy some books after my As, to accompany me during my 4 day straight duty..
1) The Post Secret Book
2) The Curious incident bout some doggy thingie..
3) The Diary of Anne Frank
I guess most pple won't know I like to read war diaries.. especially those on the Holocaust.
SO, the Diary of Anne Frank wld be most apt. However, most, or sld I say ALL, of the libraries here like don't have the book... sheesh... Oh ya, and they don't have Frances Mayes "Under the Tuscan Sun" also... ALWAYS! SO might as well resort to buying the book.
I so love spending money on books I end up not reading... THe smell of a new book...The crisp pages.. the meticulous care taken not to get any doggy ears on the book, the careful turning of pages.. Half opening the book so u don't get the creases on the spine... AHHHHH.. the pleasures of a new book =) Orgasmic.
Went to the library today.. Borrowed a book on a guy goin to his school reunion. Most of the books in the lib. don't even appeal to me... Firstly, NO war diaries(I've read the 2 they have), NO "Under the tuscan sun". Secondly, I prefer books on HAPPY HAPPY themes.. NOT murder, or wad...So hard to please me... sigh..
GOSH the indian song is actually infectious! I can't stop listening to it.
* YAY me!*
Friday, November 10, 2006
11:46 PM;
Parasuram : Regarded as 6th avtaar of Lord Vishnu (the protector of ‘mother earth’ in the trilogy of Hindu Gods - appearing at regular intervals to rid the earth of her oppressors, and restoring the path of righteousness
It apparently also means Hindu God of War and weapons... Gee wadeva happened to me eh... wad God of War am I? If I were some god of war sldnt I be like in OCS being the best in company or wad? Sheesh... Sldnt the God Of War be like an excellent shooter when I am a cannot-shoot-for-nuts shooter... hmmm... go figure...Para..God Of War and Weapons.... Tremble at the sound of my name... TREMBLE!!!!
Ironically though, I found this on this on the net bout' the Greek God of War, Ares,
Ares was brave and strong but he was also argumentative, impulsive, bloodthirsty and destructive. In conflicts, he chose sides randomly and sometimes even changed sides in the middle of the war. He simply took pleasure in the bloodshed, slaughter and wanton destruction of war.Ironically, he was not a skillful warrior:
-Level headed, disciplined Athena beat him twice
-Otus and Ephialtes, the giant sons of Poseidon, defeated him. They humiliated him by trapping him inside a bronze jar for more than a year before Hermes managed to release him.
-Heracles knocked him off his feet four times in a single battle and ultimately forced him to flee from the battlefield.
-Dimmedes stabbed him with a spear and sent him running from the battlefield outside Troy However, Ares never married, but he had dozens of children with both mortals and immortals. The most notable of these many mistresses was the goddess of love: Aphrodite. Hmmm.. Sounds more like me rite.. altho I aint bloodthirsty, impulsive, and all the other stuff they said bout Ares... Altho he does get the affections of Aphrodite..Like who wldnt want that!
So anyways... Para, God of War n Weapons(TREMBLE!!!) shall hereby change his post... Hmmm.. I shall confer myself the position of King Para..King of Cuteness... Of coz Miss Shilin is the Queen of Cuteness..We both share the title..
Ok enuf of crapping.. Its november..As here again..So far so good =)
*Para.. God of War... go figure...*